Me: Ugh, I have to get the seven-year-old ready for school. I think you might be verrrrry hungry since you haven't eaten breakfast yet. Here, have a peach.
Her: Oh yeah! SO hungry. [Sigh. Eats peach.]
Ten minutes later.
Her: Waaaaaaaa! I need uppy and nursing!!
Me: Ugh. I was planning to try to do stuff, and things. So many things. Oh, I know what it is. You're super hot in those fleece-lined winter pants you picked out. How about we help you find something cooler to wear?
Her: Oh, yeah! I'm SO hot!!
After changing clothes.
Her: I need uppy and nursing!!!
Me: To deal with the aftermath of having felt so hot.
Me: [Sigh] Ok.